The rules are simple: Sit down at your computer with your favorite beverage
and read your favorite Thomas parody, taking the appropriate number of drinks for each of the items below:
Note- 1 drink=One sip. Drink of choice=Grape Kool-Aid. Or beer. Whatever.
drink if the Fat Controller’s weight/eating problem is mentioned/mercilessly mocked.
-2 drinks if a bucket of
fried chicken is being held by TFC at this time in the parody
-3 drinks if TFC is only ever mentioned by an insulting
nickname, e.g. 'The Fat in the Hat', 'Fatty', 'Tubbyguts' etc.
-1 drink if Percy’s stupidity is mentioned.
drinks if Percy is portrayed as a smart person pretending to be dumb
-4 drinks if “What’s a Percy?”
asked Percy, is included in the dialogue.
-2 drinks for any mention of Wikipedia.
-3 drinks if it’s specifically
Brian Falzon or Endok.
-1 drink if Thomas is portrayed as a spotlight-stealer
-2 drinks if HIT Entertainment
is made fun of/insulted.
-3 drinks if the entire parody is centered around this.
-4 drinks if a specific person
from HIT is targeted (such as Steve Asquith).
-2 drinks if a character breaks the fourth wall and/or talks about future
-2 drinks if a character/the narrator mocks a recent event by referencing a past event.
-3 drinks if
the dreaded supply cupboard is mentioned.
-1 drink for the use of any of the following:
“____, you have caused
Confusion and Delay!”
“Luckily, no one was hurt!”
“Really Useful Engine!”
you must ______, or the children will be sad!”
“…biffed and bashed…”
-3 drinks if
the audience/engines cringe at the use of these catchphrases.
-2 drinks if the parody begins like this: “It was
a _____ day on the Island of Sodor. All of the engines were ____.”
-3 drinks if a character complains about this
-2 drinks if a member of the railway staff is drunk.
-3 drinks if it’s a signalman.
drinks for any mention of the SiF Audio Adventures (or SiF at all, for that matter).
-2 drinks if the audience/engines
mock the narrator.
-3 drinks if it’s Michael Brandon.
-2 drinks for any mention of Emily’s attitude
-4 drinks if she says “Bite me!”
-5 drinks if this is preceeded by calling Emily 'the sweetest,
kindest, most loveable etc'.
-3 drinks if the Fat Controller demonstrates magical powers such as teleportation.
drinks if “HIT-ified” is in the title to the parody.
-5 drinks for any reference to “Wiggles”.
drinks for mention any model changes to the Narrow Gauge engines.
-4 drinks if it’s Rusty.
-5 drinks if
it's his 'gender change'.
-3 drinks if the writer rants on and on about how superior Alaric is to themselves in terms
of parody writing.
-4 drinks if this is because the writer does everything above.
-5 drinks if the Transformers
make an appearance.
-6 drinks if Darthboco wrote the parody that they appear in… oh wait.
-7 drinks if
the author managed to avoid everything above and still created an awesome, funny parody.
-8 drinks if it was Alaric,
FlyingScotsman, or any of the moderators.
-9 drinks for anyone else.
-Drain your glass if it was Darthboco.